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I have a GPS…

 

Magellan Blazer12 GPS Receiver.

Magellan Blazer12 GPS Receiver. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

  • (Every Husband and wife will love this poem:)

    I have a GPS

    I have a little GPS
    I’ve had it all my life
    It’s better than the normal ones
    My GPS is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    “It’s thirty miles an hour”, it says
    “You’re doing thirty five”

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it’s never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I’m sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice
    It fills me up with counseling
    Each journey’s pretty fraught
    So why don’t I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I’m properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And – keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I do wish that once in a while
    I could turn the damned thing off.

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One Response to “ I have a GPS… ”

  1.   Jill Sadowsky Says:

    Thanks so much fornthe delightful GPS rhyme you sent me.
    more please.

    Would like to follow your blog but did not fondnthe button to cllick. Help.

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